SCORE: 7.5. Points added for the mouthwash on the sink because dental hygiene is important.
SCORE: 9. Half point added for the socks because those are really nice.
SCORE: 9.5. Half a point added for boldness in mixing stripes and plaid.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SELFIES SO WE PUT SOME SELFIES IN YOUR SELFIE SO YOU CAN SELFIE YOURSELF WHILE YOU SELFIE
SCORE: A good solid 9
SCORE: 8. No frills, just the ‘fit.
SCORE: 5 for the iPad in the hand, 8 for the iPhone in the foot.
SCORE: 7. Additional points possible if the rhyme he spit was hot.
SCORE: 10! 10! 10!!!!
SCORE: 9. To the internet, and beyond!
SCORE: 8.5. Hope he uses the right cover sheet, that would be greeeeeat.
SCORE: 8.5. Selfie game, that’s all them. All them, for real.
SCORE: 10. Seriously, WHY IS THERE A STOVE IN THE BATHROOM
SCORE: 9.5. SUPER impressive, but it’s not technically a selfie since he didn’t take it himself. Or did he? What the hell, make it a 10.
SCORE: 10. Selfie, shimmering, splendid.
SCORE: 8.5. Minus a point for reminding the teacher that she forgot to assign homework.
SCORE: 10. Too scared to give Jesus anything less than a 10.
SCORE: 10. Pet selfies always get 10s.
SCORE: 8.5. Strong toe point. Good form.
SCORE: 9. Points added for resourcefulness.
SCORE: 10 for difficulty — he had to walk 73 miles in the snow, both ways, with NO SHOES ON to get that telephone.