If there is one aspect of technology that has brought out the worst of us in the past decade, it’s the rise of cameras on phones. Nowadays, every event and minute of life must be documented on social networks with self-taken pictures (aka, selfies) used as a vehicle to satiate over-inflated egos. Luckily, this kind of unmitigated narcissism has one big benefit: people are too full of themselves to realize they look like complete idiots and willingly share their moments of failure for the world to see. Lo and behold, the funniest sexy selfie fails of all time:

We Feel Your Pain Kid

Chocolate Rain

“Grandma, Make Your Sexy Face!!!”

Nothing Is Hotter Than A Lifetime Of Responsibility

“Yes, I Would Like A Tattoo Of Me Taking A Picture Of Myself. No, I’m Being Serious.”

Sexy Selfie Fails: Dat Beer Belly

Total Rockstar

“Who Needs To Poo?”

Just What Tornado Victims Need: Your Selfie

“So Hot With My Guns Out And My Nickelback Shirt Rolled Up” 

Nothing Hotter Than A Funeral Home

Pooping With The Door Open

Sexy Selfie Fails: WTF 

“Yes, I Would Like To Call President Taft”

Jail Sexy Selfie

Sexy Selfie Fails: Suddenly… Geraldo

Doggystyle

She Just Had A Bunch Of Burritos For Lunch

Two Parts Creepy, One Part Hilarious

Funeral Hottie

Sexy Selfie Fails: Dat Face

Today I Learned About Duckfaces

Kids Gotta Learn About Selfies Early

Job Interview Selfie

Broken Ankle Selfie

“Someone Totally Washed Their Ass In This 5 Minutes Ago”

Sexy Selfie Fails: Ouch

Definitely Not Photoshopped

Sexy Selfie Fails: Uh……

Sexy Poo Time

Is Geronimo In The Bathroom With You?!?!

Totally Nonchalant

Kids: Great For Taking Sexy Selfies